Helmsplitter at The Picador

Helmsplitter with With Guns Blazing
The Picador
Friday, February 13, doors at 10 pm
ages: 19 and over

What Helmsplitter says about themselves:
Helmsplitter is a young bastard, only a few months old, but a bastard none the less. It was concieved and birthed into this hopeless planet by four madmen. It started with Ross and Nate getting together to have a few drinks at Rascals and to discuss whether or not they wanted to be responsible for unleashing this socially and morally unacceptable beast on the unsuspecting world. After a jam session between the two of them, it was obvious that there was no stopping this hateful mess of noise from being spewed out of hell and onto the massive, stinking, steaming pile of shit that is humanity. Shortly after this a few members of the mighty Waco Jesus caught a glimpse of the ugliness being created, and decided that they had to join in on the mission of creating this rude fucker. The Silvis IL legend, Mr. Johnny Baker himself has left his drums at home for this one, deciding to abuse his vocal chords this time around. Meanwhile Bruce Duncan remains in his tried and true role of bass master and equipment expert. As you are reading this, the four strange humans just mentioned are working hard to bring Helmsplitter to life soon so that they can expose their creation in the near future. Stay tuned as the saga of Helmsplitter continues to unfold..........

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